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July, 2007

  1. A Gringa in Greenpoint

    July 31, 2007 by Justine

    Yesterday after work I decided to cough it up and get a bed. And I also ordered an AeroBed mattress. Both of which should be here by next weekend. My days of mattress on the floor livin’ are coming to an end. Hoo-fucking-ray.

    Caught dinner and margarita’s last night with GG and her beau at Taco Chulo in Williamsburg. I’m a confessed Mexican food fiend. Burritos, Nachos, Enchiladas – I love it all. And being that I’m poor as shit I guess I’m lucky I don’t jones for French food, huh?

    A couple of weeks ago I was walking down Java on my way to the Avenue just minding my own business, albeit seething with jealousy over some of the buildings on the block, when two little Hispanic girls got out of a minivan and trotted over to the their stoop. One was probably maybe eight or nine, the other five or six. They were cute enough considering I hate kids.

    As I walked by, the older one called me a “Gringa”! I turned around and gave this little bitch in training such a look that I was half tempted to smack her. It’s not even all that upsetting that she called me that, it pissed me off more cause she obviously assumed I was just one of the hundreds of other white bread “Gringas” that have moved into her “turf”. One that wouldn’t know what it was that she was saying.

    One would also assume that when I shot her that look that she would have maybe retreated. Put her head down or went inside, maybe? But oh no, not this little Boricua. She stared me down and there was not a single hint of remorse or regret in that little face.

    I can respect that. The poor girls parents are probably getting priced out of the hood and friends moving away by the minute. At nine years old, she’s got every right to be pissed off at the Gringas.


  2. Sleeping with the Bugs

    July 30, 2007 by Justine

    illustration: Bill Mayer

    Can’t say there was anything interesting done this weekend in the ‘hood. I didn’t have tickets to the Sonic Youth concert at McCarren Pool and may the hipsters strike me dead, but I’ve never really been a fan of them.

    GG moved into her new place this weekend. Stress, misery and jumper cables aside I think the place is fantastic and once she gets settled I’m convinced she’ll be happier than she’s been in awhile – living arrangement wise anyway. That plasma screen TV is enough to make me giddy with delight and I don’t even live there.

    I’m feeling more comfortable in my own place lately. I have not seen a waterbug or roach in two whole weeks. I haven’t gotten a bed yet because I’m terrified of the bedbug epidemic that is supposedly going on in my building. I get lovely little propaganda slid under my door stating so and personally, that freaks the fuck out of me.

    I had my old bed and mattress since I was sixteen so when I moved out of my last place I decided it would be time to purchase a new set wherever I landed. Granted I would like a a nice simple wooden platform bed and conventional mattress as opposed to the twin size AeroBed on the floor I’m sleeping on now but I’m seriously at a loss as to what to purchase.

    If I buy a conventional mattress is it going to be riddled with flesh-eating mites? If I purchase the stylish college dorm / ghetto guest room “raised” AeroBedis it really going to deter them? Maybe I can buy a normal mattress and have them keep it in the plastic. That might be the best idea since it will help with my drunken bedwetting incidents that especially hard nights of alcohol can do to me.

    I should be put in a home.


  3. Yikes

    July 27, 2007 by Justine

    I want to thank Gowanus Lounge for the shout out.

    Yesterday morning on my way to work I was entering the Greenpoint G train when I saw one of the many neighborhood bums. He’s a resident on the corner of Greenpoint and Manhattan right next to Malone’s Car Service. Well it seems since last time I saw him, he’s lost his right eye!! I was horrified! It was like something out of a movie.

    I see him staggering towards me at 8:30 AM with one eye and I want to run back up the stairs….. but then I hear the signal for my train, and the G doesn’t run every couple of minutes, so I got up my courage and ran past him. He was saying “ooo the train, ooo the train” like that midget on Fantasy Island, but without that accent.

    It was all pretty surreal. I called my sister (co-editor of this blog) and told her of the scary missing eye bum… and she said wow, you have to blog about that.

  4. My McCarren

    by Justine

    I went to John Ericsson JHS 126 in the early 90′s which sits right across the street from McCarren Park and I got many a view of that infamous pool. My dad swam in it as a kid, so did my sisters mom. Heck maybe GG was conceived in that Pool. Nah, she’s born in October so the Pool in late January wouldn’t have been conducive to lovin’.

    The Pool was closed in 1984 but I don’t recall going there as a kid myself. I might have. I could see that being a place my Grandpa would’ve taken me. But I’m thinking by the early 80′s that pool was more than likely a cesspool and I was probably never in it.

    I came upon this post by mollifire on mog.com and the video in it shows McCarren Park almost exactly how I remember it (though they did do a bit of ‘landscaping’). Totally worth re-posting.

    The place was “quarantined” for as long as I can remember. It was just the sort of place where kids went bombing and to smoke a blunt. My fondest memory of McCarren Park is watching Spike of Bensonhurst and salivating over Sasha Mitchell. In 1988 that was like the only claim to fame Greenpoint had in the movies. Too bad everyone thought it was Bensonhurst.

    So now McCarren Pool hosts concerts and crafts fairs. Who woulda thunk it? We got tickets to see Erasure on August 2nd and I’m salivating the thought of getting tickets to see Modest Mouse there in September. Little Greenpoint natives like myself have to actually ‘save up’ for things like that. Apparently, my trust fund hasn’t kicked in yet.

    I haven’t been to a concert there yet so I’m looking forward to seeing how the “amenities” are. Sitting my ass on a concrete pool floor isn’t exactly a romancing thought but I imagine it’ll be better than the dirt dustbowl Randall’s Island was for the Dave Matthews Band concert a couple of years ago. I had to have my favorite sandals re-soled and lined from that muck-fest.

    Tonight we’re checking out that Animation Block Party thing I posted about yesterday. Got our tickets and looking forward to it. And maybe I’ll finally catch those muthafuckas who stole my nameplate.


  5. Animation in the Hood

    July 26, 2007 by Justine

    Yeah so maybe you need even more ‘toon in your life than just The Simpsons movie. I spied a cool ‘toon viewing thing going on this Friday at the Automotive High School lawn.

    No matter that in the 9th grade three boys from Automotive stole my gold nameplate off my neck in front of 126. I’ve forgiven the HS for breeding thieving hoodlums.

    Mostly.

    Rooftop Films, Inc. presents
    Rooftop Films: Animation Block Party
    8:30PM – Live Music by Demander
    9:00PM – Movies Begin
    On the lawn at Automotive High School
    Tickets – $8 at the door or online HERE.
    Friday, July 27, 2007

    A collection of some of the best new short animation in the world, curated by Animation Block. Preceded by a live performance by Demander.

    Length: 2 hrs 00 mins
    Intermission: Yes
    Seating: General Admission
    You choose your seats when you get to the theater.

    Special Note: Ticket price includes admission to the 2-hour open bar after party at Bar Matchless after the show.

    Some call it punk rock, some call it grass roots, but labels aside – NYC based Animation Block is dedicated to exhibiting the world’s best independent, professional and student animation.

    Their main mode of broadcast is the once a year, Animation Block Party, a three-day film Brooklyn festival in late July. ABP summer festivals are full of indoor/outdoor events, juried prizes, cool sponsored stuff, good music, cold drinks and the world’s best animated shorts on-screen. Friday night’s ABP show co-hosted by Rooftop Films will feature some of the most fun, fascinating, new short animation in the world.


  6. Craig Be Mine

    by Justine

    I am obsessed with Craigslist, specifically the apartment rental section. I now know many people are also obssesed, for so many different reasons (and with different sections).

    That article in this week’s New York Magazine about the dude who’s married with a small child yet trolls Craigslist during lunch for a hourly homosexual hook-up (wow). I’m not judging or anything, just thought my love for Craigslist was unsurpassed.
    I’m doing my hourly refresh when I see an ad for my hood.. common these days. In the body of the ad it reads:

      

    Greenpoint – open house this Saturday at 12:30 pm sharp for 20 min only – come to 70 Greenpoint ave, 4R—-take “G” to Greenpoint Ave Station walk one block towards the river

    greenpoint ave at franklin st
     

     So peeps, you get exactly 20 minutes to see this place along with 50 other people..wtf. I wish my blog was far reaching and powerful (not as powerful as Craigslist) but powerful enough to have 20,000 people show up there for the allotted 20 minutes.


  7. Marking Our Land

    July 25, 2007 by Justine

    So I read yesterday that the Pencil Factory is on the block to be landmark. Nah, not the bar the actual old Eberhard Faber Pencil Factory on Greenpoint Avenue.

    “The yellow pencils, roughly 10 feet tall and still sharp after 83 years, adorn the facade of 61 Greenpoint Avenue, once part of the Eberhard Faber factory in Greenpoint, where No. 2 Mongol pencils were made until 1956. Together with structures on West and Kent Streets, the building is part of the proposed two-block Eberhard Faber Pencil Company Historic District.”

    Not to mention the old Domino Sugar plant in Williamsburg is also under consideration.

    “The commission also heard overwhelmingly favorable testimony on a proposal to designate the former Domino sugar processing plant in the Williamsburg, Brooklyn, as a landmark.”

    And McCarren Park Pool has just been approved by the Landmarks Preservation Commission as well.

    As was generally expected, the Landmarks Preservation Commission designated McCarren Pool (and surrounding buildings) a New York City landmark.


    I think it’s great that they’re considering these types of buildings to be saved from demolition – or God forbid more Belvederes. Not that I hate the Belvederes all that much, they’re pretty nice, actually. Compared with some of the row housing that Greenpoint is made up of, they might even be better. The true monstrosity is that Eckford & Engert. They remind me of those old commercials for termites where the people live in all concrete housing – even the couch.

    I live in a landmark myself. A landmark building that has waterbugs, bed bugs and live mice that are apparently stuck in glue traps and tossed from windows so that you are privy to a dying, writhing little critter on your fire escape. Or so the handwritten note on the mailboxes suggests.


  8. Sisses

    July 24, 2007 by Justine

    So yeah, we do exist to find the next coolest bar. What wasn’t mentioned in the below post is that we are sisters. Not just as in sista, a person I consider my girl; but as in the real biological sense. Novel huh? I’m super new to blogging, but I am assuming there are a million sister team bloggers out there. Eff it, we want to share our stories on the Net..so we are.

    My first ever blog post is going to be about my new apartment. I am so psyched to move in. I can hardly stand it. After 2 slumlord nightmares, I am moving in to a real 2 bedroom with closets!! Fairly unheard of in Greenpoint in buildings built before 2006. It’s over 1000 sq ft – approximately 6 steps to the G train and has everything I ever wanted; even an outlet in the bathroom!

    So now I need to get a bike. Equal parts because I want to fit in with the new arrivals, I’m sick of walking and my fat ass needs the exercise after I try all the beers on tap in the new styleee establishments popping up all around me.

    Well now that I have gone off on a new tangent… the bars, let’s see. My current favorite is Black Rabbit. The decor is amazing, and the people are great. Kent, Anne & Kathy are the sweetest bar crew in history.

    I need a lesson in blogging. My sis promises to show me the ropes. Stay tuned for pictures of the pad!


  9. Greenpoint Girls

    by Justine

     

    Welcome to the latest blog about another hipster Brooklyn nabe – Greenpoint. The only difference with this one is we were actually born and raised here.

    We went to the schools here (St. Anthony’s, PS 110, JHS 126).

    We grew up on the the streets here (Java, Humboldt, Calyer, Leonard, Greenpoint & Franklin).

    We hungout here (Winthrop – McGolrick for all you newbies – Park, 34 Schoolyard, The Pit).

    And we’re still here.

    Now instead of just sharing space with the Polish community, we’re sharing with the influx of hipsters who’ve come from places like Kansas and Minnesota to show off their skinny jeans and Flowbee haircuts.

    But we’re not hating, we all have one common goal. Natives, poles and cow tippers alike – we all just wanna get drunk.